The Best Joke Competition

The Best Joke Competition nominations is 

1)Ishann Sajjanpur

BAAP: Me tumhari shadi apni mrji se kronga.
BETA: No
BAAP: Larki Modi ki beti hai
BETA: Phr Thek hai
Baap Modi k pas gaya
BAAP: Mein tumhari beti ko bahu bnana chahta hun.
Modi : no
BAAP: Mera beta World Bank ka CEO hai.
Modi: Phir Thek hai.
Baap world bank k president k pass jata hai.
BAAP: Mere bete ko bank ka CEO bna do.
Presidnt: No
BAAP: Wo Modi ka damad hai.
Presidnt: Phir Thek hai.
YE HAI SIYASAT Nokri b mli or chokri bhi
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2)Laadla Rajput 

"bacha" apni dadi maa se""
:dadi maa ham 5 hain ap main mama papa or meri bhn kya ham hmesha 5 he rhyn gay:
:dadi maa:
nahi beta jab tumhari shadi hogi ham 6 hojay gay:
:bacha:
dadi maa jab bhan ki shadi hojay gee ham phr 5 hojay gay
:dadi maa:
nahi beta jub tumhara beta hoga ham phir 6 hojay gye
:bacha:
dadi maa jab mar jayen gee to ham phir 5 hojayn gy
:dadi maa:
lakh di lannat teri ginti tay kisi kuttay deya puttra
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3)Bilal Ahmed

Boy : sohniye ki haal a?
Girl : way tu guddu bolda?
Boy : haan.
Girl :way tu Ashrf da munda?
Boy : haan.
Girl : way tu lahore food street wali gali ich rehnda?
Boy :haan haan.tainu kidan pata lagya ?
Girl :way main tari maa boldi aan ,
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4)Hummi Hassan 

Wife Job se thak kar wapis ghar ai to us ne dekha k bedroom main bister k andar 2 ki jagha 4 paon hain wife ko bara gussa
aya us ne dandaa le kar unki khooood petai ki..jab tak gai to pani pine kichen main gai to dekha k uska husbend to kichen
main hai ... wo hiraan ho kar use dekhne lagi ...itne main husbend ne kaha k tumare mama papa ae han tumen milne... to
main ne unen andar bedroom main sula dia hai....
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5)Talha Fazal 

B.v Asman Par Sitaray Daikhti hoi Boli Btao Vo Kn C Cheez Hai Jo Tum Roz Daikhtay Ho Par Tor Nhi Saktay?
Husband:
Tumhara Mou
hahahahaha:-)
ghar e phone mila betha ain kanjra.
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Dear Group Members Please Vote The Best joke
Note :Just Vote No more Comment plz
Voting Line closed tomorrow 9:00 pm
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